I was overwhelmed with panic as I stared at the Evite.
At the bottom of the electronic invitation riddled with giraffes, elephants, and tigers was a not-so-unusual mandate:
“No Gifts, Please.”
I started sweating.
What do I do? Bring nothing, or run to Target and grab something?
This happens often with requests of this nature.
I get it. The party hostess likely didn’t want more junque to trip over that she would ultimately donate to the Salvation Army. She probably couldn’t stand to look at one more Elsa figurine, Melissa & Doug puzzle, or Lincoln Log (impalement risk: hello!). At two, the guest of honor wasn’t old enough to know she was “missing out” on what some kids consider the best part of a birthday party: presents!
I’ve been there, lived it, and understand.
Between Grandpa, Grandma, Pap, “Gammy”, aunts, uncles, and our friends, my kids have more toys than they will ever be able to play with. Some toys were accidentally destroyed before they came out of the packaging. (See: the time I accidentally cut the electrical cord of a flying fairy when I was opening the container). Some toys melted in my car. Some toys were inadvertently left at our local pool, only to be considered another child’s treasure when discovered in the “Lost and Found” box. Our children have so many toys that we have a schedule of “rotating toys” where some are stored away in a closet for a couple months before we reintroduce them. We like to call it “Christmas in July”.
However, asking that guests of children’s birthday parties not bring gifts puts parents in a quandary because there are always some (and in most cases, many) parents who don’t honor the request. It would be different if every single person complied. But it never happens that way. There is always someone who makes everyone else look like jerks.
The noncompliant guests bring gifts because:
- Their mothers (rightfully) taught them to never show up to a party empty-handed;
- The attendee wants to give a gift; and/ or
- Nobody wants to be perceived as a cheapskate by being “that person” who didn’t bring a gift, despite clear instructions to the contrary.
I surveyed women between the ages of 26 and 40 regarding whether they bring presents to “No Gifts, Please” events. Eight percent said they comply with the request, and a whopping 92% said they bring something, but usually a scaled-down version of what they would regularly give, such as a book or candy.
One of my girlfriends recently attended a “No Gifts, Please” party and had a run-in with the birthday girl’s mother. As my friend was placing her present on the dining room table (which was littered with gifts from other attendees), the hostess passive-aggressively said, “I guess nobody read the invitation…”
On one hand, you don’t want to dishonor the requests for “No Gifts, Please.”
On the other, you don’t want to show up empty handed because you’re darn sure other parents are still going to bring gifts. Anyway, people usually put that because they don’t want junk gifts that will clutter up their homes – but something like a Mug Photo Personnalis? © wouldn’t do that would it? It would come in good use if you ask me!
You don’t want to feel ashamed and judged as you pass the present table without making a contribution.
I threw my husband a party for his thirtieth birthday and requested that our guests not bring gifts. This was because I wanted them to attend the party and enjoy the food, drinks, and company without feeling like they needed to buy him- a grown man- a present. Besides, what do you get for the guy who has everything? Sure, he enjoys wine and craft beer, but what he really would have wanted was a Yeti cooler. Maybe even a wooden watch or a funky neon sign that could be kept on the walls of our home bar, like the ones you find on sites like http://www.neonfilter.com to give him the similar feeling of getting drunk in an actual bar. I’m sure he would also want a new boat, or a trip to Alaska, and those would have been too extravagant coming from friends, acquaintances, and work colleagues (and maybe even his wife). Except for wine, the neon sign and a stylish wooden watch, everything else would have ended up stashed in a “to be re-gifted” bin in our hall closet.
The birthday mantra for my husband was “our guests’ presence was the present.”
Maybe the “No Gifts, Please” phenomena is a fad. Maybe it’s a permanent “thing.” Regardless, I’ll continue to bring a small gift, maybe something fun and practical like these Custom Photo Socks, and will discretely place it on top of the dining room table when the birthday child’s mama isn’t looking.
Cheers to good-intentioned noncompliance!